problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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