Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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