can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Come see our sink grown plant.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
