we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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