I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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