Porn is love you can see.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.