We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
What a fucking waste of an outfit
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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