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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...

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• (360): View more from Washington

  When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Are you high right now?

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  is that a question or a drake reference?

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• (916): View more from California

  the gays at disneyland are vicious

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.

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  I think we have a problem.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?

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  You are fucking her boyfriend.

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