Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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