Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
There r osticjed everywhere
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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