Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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