Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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