She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
So. Much. Porn.
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