I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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