Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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