how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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