you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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