she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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