im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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