Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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