would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
