eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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