I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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