this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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