how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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