problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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