i don't plan on having that self control this summer
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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