Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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