Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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