Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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