I can tuck mytits in my pants
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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