Me. At least after what I've been through.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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