There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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