The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
this just has baby written all over it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
