i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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