So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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