This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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