so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Dick very happy bro
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
