doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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