On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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