Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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