I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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