He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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