I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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