Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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