So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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