i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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