It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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