Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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