after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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