I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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