did you get engaged???
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I believe in your delicious
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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