do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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