No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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